Fritzi and Mitzi are Mr. & Mrs. Accidental Bavarian's alter egos. They are the site's mascots. And sometimes it's just fun to put words in the mouth of a little yellow bouncing Bavarian.
You can see Fritzi and Mitzi's pictures at the bottom of each page.
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.